Livin' Hard Just Like We Should
Welcome to all the tihings that make me laugh and cry and the way i feel 24/7. Enhoy.
| scientist: | the average person spends 18 hours online per week |
| me: | You mean per day |
| scientist: | What!? |
| me: | what. |
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
(via w-0-n-d-e-r-s-t-r-u-c-kk)
“Winston, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Winston.”
(Source: jennycockles, via perfectobligation)
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.
(Source: bro-tatoes, via icy-brunette)
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
(via icy-brunette)
