|scientist:||the average person spends 18 hours online per week|
|me:||You mean per day|
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
“Winston, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Winston.”
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.